. . . until the New Hampshire primary.
That's a long time, so please, PLEASE, all you Democratic contenders, STOP this kind of petty sniping. The little spat between Obama and Clinton is right out of high school:
Like, David and Hillary used to be sort of friends with benefits, you know, and David was tight with Bill C, but then David got down on Hillary and started, you know, like hanging out with Barack and was all like what a bitch and a loser Hillary is, so then like Hillary got mad at Barack and told him he'd better stop seeing David, but Barack was all like, stuff it, and then Bill R., who used to hang with Hillary and Bill C. and really like wants to hook up with her again, told Barack he should apologize for what David did, but Barack was like like no way am I going to apologize for something someone else did, you know, and Hillary was all like don't mess with me.