Finding maddening and amusing Bush quotes is like shooting fish you-know-where, but this particular fish jumped out at me:
Why is he at large? 'Cause we haven't got him, yet, Jim. That's why. And he's hiding. And we're looking. And we will continue to look until we bring him to justice. We've brought a lot of his buddies to justice, but not him. That's why he's still at large.
(Responding to a question about why Osama bin Laden has not yet been captured.)
What do you suppose will happen first: OJ finds the real killer, or Bush finds Osama?