. . . until the New Hampshire primary. Actually, not. I got behind after last weekend.
But anyway, rumor has it that Michael Moore has challenged Fred Thompson to a debate in his usual, inimitable way. No verification of this is available on Moore's website--much less Thompson's--but here is what Drudge (shudder) is reporting:
May 15, 2007
Senator Fred Thompson
American Enterprise Institute
110 Seventeenth Street, N.W.
Washington, DC 20036
Dear Senator Thompson,
Given that it has been publicly reported in The Weekly Standard, a
leading neo-conservative publication, that you support Fidel Castro and
the Cuban regime by being a purveyor of fine Cuban exports despite the
trade embargo, I was surprised to see your recent op ed in a more
traditional conservative outlet, The National Review, regarding my trip
to Cuba (I suspect you choose The National Review in an effort to
pander to an outlet that had criticized you for your opposition to
medical malpractice legislation).
In your May 2, 2007 National Review article, "Paradise
Island," you specifically raised concerns about whether my trip to Cuba
with 9/11 heroes, who have suffered serious health problems as a result
of their exposure to toxic substances at Ground Zero that have gone
untreated was somehow going to support Castro and the Cuban government:
"It always leaves me shaking my head when I read about some
big-time actor or director going to Cuba and gushing all over Castro."
[http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=OWNhNzA2YmY3NTNjZjZhNjE1NmZjMDFkOTdjN2Q4ZmE=]
Putting aside the fact that you, like the Bush Administration, seem far
more concerned about the trip to Cuba than the health care of these
9/11 heroes, I was struck by the fact that your concerns (including
comments about CastroÕs reported financial worth) apparently do not
extend to your own conduct, as reported in The Weekly Standard's April
23, 2007 story, "From the Courthouse to the White House Fred Thompson
auditions for the leading role" (emphasis added):
"Thompson's work space looks just like what the home office of
a successful politician or CEO should look like -- though a little
messier: a large desk, dark wood, leather furniture, lots of books and
magazines and newspapers, a flat-screen TV, and box upon box of cigars
-- Montecristos from Havana."
[http://weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=13528&R=1136E33842]
In light of your comments regarding Cuba and Castro, do you think the
"box upon box of cigars -- Montecristos from Havana" that you have in
your office have contributed to CastroÕs reported wealth?
While I will leave it up to the conservatives to debate your
hypocrisy and the Treasury Department to determine whether the "box
upon box of cigars" violates the trade embargo, I hereby challenge you
to a health care debate.
Survey after survey has indicated that health care is one of
the top issues to the American voters. Today, more than 46 million
people lack health are coverage, including 9 million children. We pay
significantly more than any other country in the world -- and get less
back. Americans life expectancy is lower than other Ground Zero 9/11
workers live in a society where the Bush Administration has shown more
concern about their travel than about their health.
Our debate would provide you an opportunity to appeal to the
right wing of the Republican Party by continuing to attack me; it would
give me a chance to discuss health care and tell you exactly what
happened in Cuba, given your apparent inters; and it would provide the
American people an opportunity to see just how serious Hollywood can
be, with a purported conservative and an avowed progressive Hollywood
personality on stage.
Over the course of the debate, we could specifically address the following issues:
(1) Your work as a lobbyist in light of the fact that the
health care and insurance industries have maintained the current health
care system through their effective control of the political
establishment.
(2) The fact that you raised hundred of thousands of dollars
in campaign contributions from the health care and insurance
industries.
(3) Discuss the fact, highlighted in yet another conservative
outlet The New York Sun, that you inexplicably wanted to cut funding
for AIDS research.
[http://www.nysunpolitics.com/blog/2007/05/thompsons-1994-issue-positions.html]
(4) Your relationship with the Frist family and by extension HCA, one
of the nation's largest for-profit hospital chains. It has been
reported that former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (who was
renowned for his over-the-television-screen Schiavo diagnosis) is
serving as one of your confidantes on your potential presidential
campaign. The Frist family has historically controlled HCA, which paid
a record $1.7 billion in civil and criminal fines, including a $631
million penalty for Medicaid fraud -- in other words, ripping off the
taxpayers.
(5) Discussing whether Arthur Branch, as the District Attorney
of Manhattan, supports a woman's right to choose, gun safety reforms,
gay marriage, the trans fat ban and anti-smoking laws (which would
impact Cuban cigars, including your Montecristos).
Like American Idol, we could even have the country vote to
determine which one of us wins the debate. Though in the spirit of full
disclosure, I feel obligated to forewarn you that I was the winner of
the 1971-72 Detroit Free Press Debate Award for the state of Michigan.
The winner of our health care debate could even light a
Victory cigar with one of your Montecristos (though we may want to
consider shipping them to the safe house where I have put a master copy
of SiCKO in the event that the Bush Administration tries to seize the
film).
Sincerely,
Michael Moore
I'd pony up for pay-per-view to see that.